Arsenal sign

Today I was shooting the shit with a fellow Arsenal fan and he told me

Arsenal sign Cesc Fabregas!

I had a Dave Chappelle doing his lil john skit moment, whaaaaat? Now I had read a similar article during the week on the mirror’s transfer rumors page, but it was not substantial enough for me to believe such nonsense. Fabregas started out where he is now, it was his utmost desire to return there and he did, so stay your traitor ass where you are he-bitch!! This goes for Cliche and Nasri too. For lack of a better expression Fuck ALL Three of you!!

As an Arsenal life fan I do not want to see the return of any of these players, matter of fact the only player I would like to see return to the emirate is Alex Song. Why you ask, well let me tell you why. Song was a midfield general, a beast and a damn work horse, I felt at the time no one truly respected his growing game and he was just seen as a defensive blocking force, but his attack game was picking up the pace. his last season song was delivering balls into the box with a precision quality that could only get better. And with some seasons in Spain under his belt, I think those skills have vastly improved and he would be a great asset to The Arsenal. But this won’t happen I’m sure and that is fine. He’s the only player I find acceptable of a resign. Yes Alex Song…. once again fuck Cesc Fabregas, and that other he-bitch RVP and the P stands for piece of shit. Bet you regret that trophy chasing move now huh bitch, no europe football for you next season. ahhh but ManU will probably shift you off after the world cup so keep hope alive you traitor ass he-bitch