Dumb Ass Drivers
Dumb Ass Drivers
I swear to the fucking universe Atlanta GA is just filled with some dumb ass drivers. I’d really like to see a law passed, that if some of these dumb ass drivers, who are in traffic on their cell phones talking or texting hit your vehicle, you are legally allowed, that’s if you are able and can get out of your ride. To whoop their ass until the police arrive, then have no charges against you for laying a solid ass whooping.
You are technically being attacked by a huge weapon, a vehicle, wielded by a moron and that ass kicking was done in self-defense technically right?. I think this is reasonable and would help to curb this silliness that occurs on the back/side streets and highways on a daily basis.
On this day this cunt, smh I mean Why would you have a phone glued to the left side of your head and then try to merge left? Moron the phone is clearly blocking your view of a big ass SUV, which is firmly in your blind spot, increased by the brick next to your ear. An in-car Bluetooth set cost $20 come de fuck on, even cheaper on ras Ebay to get such a device. Then finally realizing your dumb ass mistake, you’re sheepishly wave sorry. Go sit on a corona bottle and spin you jagganault of an asshole!
Another thing that irritates the piss outta me, why every time I’m trying to go to work or somewhere in a hurry there’s always some asshole clown no matter what the vehicle, sitting in the lane with “In God we trust” on their tag. Just driving all slow and absolutely refusing to obey the “get the fuck out the lane” law. Then when you pull out, into the next lane, that bitch will speed it, like clock work it never fails. Then people wonder why some folks get road rage. I try my best not to get road rage, but some days I really wish my car was a Gawd damn transformer, just turn into something with ultimate fire power to blow anything and everything driving like an idiot around me out of the lanes.
And another thing, why is it, that as soon as a sprinkle of rain hits the hwy, traffic just slows to a crawl pace, is everyone driving around with shitty tires? Are Atlanta’s highways so messed up, you will hydroplane in half a mm of water? worst yet is the one “up north” asshole who will tear pass everyone weaving in and out of traffic on that ”
I’ll show you southerners how to drive in the rain
All the while you sit there hoping this cunt, does not slip up and hit your car, just in case you have to exit your vehicle if possible and beat his ass until the police reach the scene. ha full circle!!
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