Fargo Finale

The Fargo Finale

*Sigh, what can I really say about the

Fargo Finale, hmmmmm let me ponder a second, ahhh yes finally I got it, a solid piece of colon annoying prickly fiber-less shit!! Yes that would be accurate. These days on TV land I rarely get invested in a series ever since the ultimate disappointment of Lost final episode, after the writers stretched and bust that show wider open than a Bronx NY Hunts point hoe, I said to myself don’t get invested in a show again. Just casually watch, drop it on the DVR and be calm.
However I went against my word, when seeing the intriguing previews to this show, long before it started. Considering Billy Bob Thornton is one of my favorite actors, I was immediately drawn to his Lorne Malvo character, dark, menacing, quirky sometimes strangely odd and funny at the same time.
After the first episode I decided this was going to be something special, so I dropped it on the DVR and did my thing which is watch every two episodes. I was thoroughly enjoying this show right until they introduced those two corny ass “comedians” from that bullshit show Key & Peele. I have never found these guys funny, they are in the same category as Maria Carey’s husband and Affion Crockette. It was at this point, I should have known this show was taking a turn for the worst. I understand the negro population in Minnesota is pretty low, but in casting these characters, that is the absolute best the casting director could do? Was someone on molly that day?
Anyway watching them get assassinated by Malvo was just great!!! I cheered loudly, head shots were so appropriate for these two clowns. But what happened next just irritated my. Now I have been gunning for that chic cop to be killed in the worst way. The way she was always smelling up Lester Nygaard’s rectum, but noooooooo she gets to live, worst yet her square of a husband, who was too much of a bald vagina to stay on the police force, so he decided to regress in life and worst for the USPS, also gets to live. C’mon writers really? Then Nygaard’s death I guess was some writers poetic bullocks on some cliché nonsense, he threaded onto thin ice? yea yea I get it, not so clever, actually quit annoying. Then you have the nerd kill Malvo? what the fire truck? Malvo had no backup weapon, this idiot got the drop on Malvo, really? Then he gets some sort of commendation? He basically murdered Malvo, well technically, he was still a suspect at the point of his intervention.

Anyway long story short, I could careless what they do in season 2, I’m out, you killed Malvo, what could possibly draw my attention for season 2, the deaf hitman returns to run riot in the style of 30ties silent films? sigh another TV failure.