Hello face

Some days you just feel like saying Hello Face and slapping the dog shit outta people!! Fully smacking the taste right out their mouths as the saying goes, just walk up to familiars and strangers who look at you funny, talk to you some kinda way all messed up, give you the wrong order for your food after you had to repeat yourself more than twice etc and introduce the five fingers and full palm directly to their face.

Now by no means am I a violent man or would I actually do this without some physical provocation, after-all I am from the school of if you hit me, I will hit you the hell back, there will be no turning of cheeks over here, why should I turn the other cheek to get hit in that one too like some punk soft bitch? Reminds me of a conversation I had with a female who asked me if I hit women being an “Island man”

When the fuck did it become common knowledge or crazy rumor that island men just randomly beat women up by the way?

pondering this question and offensive ass stereotype without being a “typical island man” in my response I said:-

I don’t hit women, only if they hit me first

A bug-eyed, head lean-to the side look came back my way with the question “what do you mean?” To which I replied exactly what I said, if a female decided she can no longer control herself an decides to hit me, then she opens herself up to take whatever will be returned to her, you slap a face with the force you get a knuckle sandwich to the orbital bone/ nose region probably resulting in some type of fracture. Here’s where “female logic” comes into the conversation.

So you’re saying you’re not man enough to take a slap from a woman and just walk away you would smash her face, probably breaking her nose, that just abusive and really over the top.

Really? sooooooo when you decided to get froggy and leap with uncontrolled emotion/rage slapping my face with ninja precision you were somehow not being abusive and over the top? No a real man understands the frustrations of a woman and learns to accept she may have outburst! Really? sadly i guess I will never be a real man in this life, Only three woman ever on this planet were allowed to lay hands on me without repercussions and one is no longer with us, R.I.P gran gran