Love Your Bread

Love Your Bread

Once again sex sells but sometimes ehhhhh not so much. Lets face it there’s nothing sexy about bread, uhhhh except maybe those little Hawaiian rolls that quite frankly should be illegal for tasting so damn good. I swear these things have crack in them, they get even better if you use them at the bottom of the container, to hold the BBQ ribs or chicken. But anyway Hawaiian rolls aside I guess the good people over at Arnold or Bimbo Bakeries decided to sexy up their new ad campaign for Healthfull range, which probably is just the same stuff they sell now with new labels or not who really knows, I didn’t want to do the research after seeing the commercial.
Now every time Kroger has a 2/$5 sale I grab the Arnold’s brand bread. The Healthy Multi-grain and the Oatnut are just awesome, makes great toast, smothered in almond butter or that chia seed strawberry jam, but after this tv commercial, knowing how I think, from now on when i see this stuff on the grocery store shelves, I’ll be thinking of that ginger headed chic and the bread….and then the toothless old lady probably soaking the bread in soup….. gross.

So looks like it’s back to Simple Truth Organic harvest grain bread for me, at least they keep it PG with the bread commercials. I just need my bread to be somewhat healthy not sexy, sexed up or satisfying the craving desires of strange bread fetish having women, it’s kinda weird.