Man Law Violation

Man Law Violation Card

Yesterday while at the bar to celebrate the legend that is a co-worker of extraordinary ability, I got to witness a Man Law Violation so deep, I could not stop fucking laughing. On the one hand I see nothing wrong with it initially but how it was done was so classic and smooth the wrongness of it was just maaaaad!!

So I have noticed here in the states, the good ole USA, it’s rare that a woman actually goes into her pocket/purse/bag, takes her cash/card out and buys a beverage for a man. I’ve had it done several times and I’ve seen it done but again not as much as I’ve seen in other countries. I’m just more familiar with thirsty throat rubbing, single hand fanning, begging ass bit…….. uhhh females, but that is another subject for another day. So this dude buys this chic a drink, nothing wrong with that it was a nice gesture, so they talk for a min he goes about his business. Eventually her drinks runs to E and moments later another drink out of nowhere pops up in her hand almost like magic.

Now at this point, I’m thinking what a nice guy, a gentleman of sorts or is he plotting the whole get her wasted and go in for the kill. Hey look I’m not nosy, I people watch that’s what I do, I don’t go to bars to feed or pick up random brawds, I just like the public atmosphere and some random conversations. So moving forward here comes the man law violation. The waiter ummm server comes through the crowd of people with bill in hand, I’m thinking uhhh why is he here? Still I’m in observation mode. So the server hands the sipping drink chic the bill, she says politely to the waiter:

uhhh no give it to him over there

At this point my ninja’s back is turned and he’s in an entirely different conversation. The server says nope he told me to give the bill to you. The look on her face, a blend of shame and disgust…. I have to tell yah as a people watcher …. this moment was just fucking priceless. Yet I did feel a smidgen of sympathy while fighting the urge to point and laugh my ass off.

Now that said, although it’s a violation of epic proportions the reason why I can’t really be mad at dude is the simple fact that internationally women offer to get the next round, even if denied at least the chic makes an effort to make the offer, not just sit there in “queendom” and expectation…. but again that is a subject for another day.