She Fluffy
This has happened to plenty fellas, that awkward moment when the gal you once knew to be nice and thick in all the right places just let herself go and run to fat, no babies, no thyroid problem, just run straight to almost obese, but still feel she is all the way sexy! You see her coming and just think “That’s a huge b*tch”.
yes Duece Bigalow background noise style
What the fuck happened? She used to be solid, thick, firm, meaty and luscious, some would even say “she fluffy” She steps towards you, instantly recognizing you, grins, flicks her hair and gives you ah hug and you swear you heard her wheeze a little, to the point where you ask yourself in your head to confirm, did she just fat person wheeze, is she ok? You look at her and you somehow struggle to walk that line between giving a compliment and flat-out lying. You quickly fix your face and formulate your thoughts, meanwhile your brain pleads with you mouth, not to ask,
what the fuck happened to you?
Just don’t ask that, don’t be that insensitive asshole. In the end you say,
ummm so you look…… well
Meanwhile your brain is laughing its ass off, saying ninja you mean SWELL…. She grins and says well you know you have to keep it sexy. You take another full body scan, reminiscing about days gone by, when this same chic, could make ninjas Michael Jackson style balls check in coordinated fashion. You nod feeling ashamed of yourself……… #sigh
Hello Summer
