Six Flags Hurricane Harbor

Now I am not a big fan of amusement parks and “trill rides” mainly for the fact that I flat-out refuse to be the victim of a freak accident that I paid for. It’s sorta like the main reason I have been very reluctant to do Lasik surgery, I can only imagine how fucking mad I’d be knowing I paid to blind myself and could not sue anyone because i signed the waiver and I’d still be blind so what good would be the money. Anyway moving on to the amusement park ride freak death, I can only imagine how people would talk about my death, after I flew out the seat of a roller coaster or was flung from a tea-cup ride.

How the news would report the story, it would be sad and that would be my damn legacy, he died after being flung from a tea-cup ride, why was a grown ass man on a tea cup ride. some jackass in my party would probably tell the news reporter, he said he didn’t want to go on any dangerous rides and he thought the tea cups would be the safest ride, how wrong he was, it’s a tragedy!!

Moving on, watching the news this morning, this feature at Six Flags called Hurricane Harbor peaked my interest. Mainly because this past weekend I was reminded just how damn hot Atlanta can be in the summer. Since I probably won’t be going to Barbados this year for Crop Over, I though hmmmm, ignore that people often and will piss in the pool and just go after all they did say,

the new water park will be themed around and invoke a remote Caribbean getaway.

Yea that’s hilarious, Atlanta is a damn land lock, screaming children, overworked soccer moms, pool peeing peons with no proper home training and I am supposed to pretend that Six Flags Hurricane Harbor is a tropical Caribbean getaway. Uhhhh Yes, Hell yes!! Thinking positively I might just have to picture that and get my tickets, go and fully enjoy my damn self. 2014 was meant to be a year of change for me, so i might just embrace this new Six Flags feature.