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PSA to the “Ladies”
Drunk in Love got yall really…. really tripping!! Ok, so somebody had to say it, so here it goes……
If it took Mrs. Beyonce Knowles Carter aka QueenB, aka Jigga’s Wife to encourage you regular-ass bit….(*cough* excuse me) females to start fucking/sucking in the bathtub. Like it’s the new holy grail of sexual positions. Please just take your ass deep waaaaay out into the desert. Find a dry lake bed. A tall bridge over said dry lake bed of cactus. Then just rass…. take a flying ass leap, jump off face first! Just kill yourself #nocyberbulling just a PSA.
Honestly, can so many females be that far behind the sex game knowledge at its most basic? Bathtub, shower, pool, big ass ocean style fucking have been standard sexual positions since water could gather into a puddle in a muthafuckin mudhole. I mean c’mon people Surfboard Surfboard muh black rass! All you regular-ass chics with the overly sensitive vaginas, gine need cases of AZO in the near future being this ” new craze” too you dumb wenches! I get it, someone has to set the trends but c’mon since the day water could settle in a mudhole people…. rise up and wise up.
#StopTheSheepness
