Dedication

To all the girls who “loved” me before.

This week I had a long conversation about how much of an asshole I can be, yet I have so much potential to be a good man. Apart from making me snicker, it was more like deja vu, here we go again with this old chestnut. Ok I’m have asshole tendencies, yes being an asshole is a part of my personality, but it is a tiny part of my awesome personality. and who among us as human beings don’t have a piece of asshole within? if more people would be accepting of their inner asshole, instead of living in denial, The world in my opinion would be a much better place. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying wear it as a badge of honor, especially if it’s only a small part of your personality, but come on! Be who you be! But once again some random brawd will say….

You’re a cool ass guy, some great qualities that I look for in a man, But you’re a big asshole

So that got me to thinking about all the ladies of my past, who have expressed similar opinions of my character, whether it’s the ladies I met in the club, supermarket, bus stop, train, greyhound or plane, slept with for a while and then had to have that difficult conversation as to why, we are not a couple and just banging. To the women I had to make my phone ring mid session, after they failed the “finger test“, making me then act like there was an emergency, said I had to go and never called back, because their undercarriage was not ummm “spring time fresh“! To the women I’d actually give the title of “significant other” to and then drop em for the tiniest thing, that by the way, was important enough to ME that they had to go. irregardless of the past transgressions, one theme has always remained a true fact. 95.4% of exes of women who wanted me at some point all sang the same song.

You’re a cool as guy, with some great qualities that I look for in a man, But you’re such a big asshole

So to all the girls all over this world that at some point has had love in their heart for me or strong like or just infatuated with the man-child that is myself, I send this dedication to ALL of you.

Sing your hearts out Ladies!!
Jhené Aiko – The Worst