Kung Fu Elbow
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Kung Fu Elbow
This has to be one of my favorite commercials on television right now. The Steak ‘n Shake Kung Fu master and his pupil. Who would not want the Kung Fu elbow of a master, I’d walk around all damn day pointing at random and important stuff, it would be so damn awesome. The possibilities would be endless, just imagine when someone ask you for directions, no more weak ass go down three blocks and turn left. Training classes at work or coaching opportunities would now take on a whole new dynamic with me getting my point across in a firm very dramatic way. Hailing a cab, even while being black, because even the cab driver would have to respect my awesomeness of the Kung fu Elbow.
Best of all the possibilities would be during sex, well more like during foreplay. The chic would be like;
What would you like me to take off first?
You’d just stand there in your stance and go Kung Fu elbow master crazy to the damn universe!! Shirt! whaaapaxxxx!! Bra! whaaapaxxxx!! leggings! whaaapaxxxx!! ehhh!! whappaxxxxx slowly!! then NO!! whappaaxxxx leaves those heels and panties on! whaaapaxxxx!! we pull those to the side round here like this whaaapaxxxx!! then the clincher zip down and whaaapaxxxx!! The D point with the words Ready chic??
It would be totally awesome!!
Kung Fu Elbow
