BAPS Reality show

BAPS Reality show

BAPS aka Black American Princesses sorry my bad, not reality show, it’s a “Docu-series” Cheeeezus!!! ok…. ok….. ok Let me start this by saying, I hate, wait no hate is too strong a word, I can’t stand, I’m not entertained, nah fck it, I hate all the negro “reality docu-series shows”, whatever they’re calling them these days. from housewives of bullshit to love a crack rock. I cannot stand any of them, I don’t find them entertaining or funny, just a bunch of ratchet ass bullshit. If forced, like I’m over someone’s house and they’re watching in and I’m kinda trapped, I’ll grin and bare it. Otherwise this is not my type of television. I would rather watch Ice Road Truckers, Swamp People, Duck Dynasty, I used to watch Dawg the Bounty hunter then he said “nigger bitch”, and it was a rap for me and that show. Now when I watch those shows it seems to me they have more of the foundation I grew up with, the hard work and the family structure. When I watch the trifling nigga shit, it’s just some status chasing superficial nonsense. I honestly think it’s addling the brain of many a black female, I can think of one in particular, but hey she’s some other ninjas problem now so good luck bruh, you’ll need it.

Anyway so my lovely vivacious thick redbone diva of awesomeness coworker (lawd I hope she don’t read this and send it to HR) just for shits and giggles, put me on to this “new show” calls BAPS, based outta St Louis it’s about these ummmm affluent, hoity toity private school going, suburbs raised uppity negros. Well that’s the premise anyway, having watched the pilot episode, these are nothing but some E list should be taking orders at Bogangles or Waffle House ass actors.
The reason I believe they are all actors, is simply this, I live in Atlanta, it’s not that hard to find uppity rich negros and the truly rich and “well to do” ones don’t act nowhere near these ratchet band of misfits. I don’t care how much menswarehouse coupons the wardrobe department had to dress these fakes, I’m not buying it.I will admit there is one character I kinda like, she is some kinda hot, short delicious looking caramel with a frohawk, she’s like a bootleg iyanla vanzant, since she appears to be the “sane” one of the show. she has that back story of career successful, all the degrees in the world, no man no kids. Now one thing I wonder with her is if you’re that successful why do you drive a 19how long ago was that shit made Saab, are you jewish? was it a precious hand me down, you just could not part with? Now I know the rich stay rich by doing cheap shit, but clearly for this negro facade, do better!!
Moving on these is the other character development, the crazy one, the ultra bougie one, the married happy ones and the non nondescript. You already know the set up, so I guess this show will just follow the *cough fabulous lives of these characters, as they do their non scripted dad to-day bullshit #sigh I am not even going to waste no more of my time talking about this bullshit, that will no doubt be another disaster from a long line of negro reality show bullshit

For those still interested in this tripe of television
BAPS
Wednesdays 10/9c
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