Dating Jesus as you age?

Dating Jesus as you age ladies?

Dating Jesus

Sigh… Once upon a time…  Ahhh how life/time changes….. You really know you’re getting older when most of the women you knew from back in the day, who were stone cold freaks or had major potential to be just turn to the holy scriptures. Gave it all up and turned gladiators for God. Officially turn their “life around” and full force dating Jesus Christ all hardcore. Worst yet they just can’t stop talking about it. Everything now is a self-righteous affirmation from self-post, memes, and app posts on Facebook to Twitter to Instagram.

It’s truly laughable the only time back in the day they’d mention God or Jesus was when their toes pointed to the ceiling, had their ass up high, back dipped, reverse cowgirl, whistling kiddy (that’s a Bajan one), etc. In other words when they were getting deep dicked out savagely. Rather than the now preachy way of expressing themselves, the mention of God or Jesus usually followed the word ohhhhhhhh…. or oh oh oh oh oooooooooooooh.

Dating Jesus

As a non-religious person, I really do find it comical. I’ve had conversations with some of these newly reconverted and some will say they have “matured” finally grew up and taking stock of what is a priority in their lives and fully decided to “come home to god“. Some will get all stush and sidity like their past deeds no longer exist. Often referring to themselves as the “old me”.

I really can’t with these females. Yes life is about change and growth, but if your past deeds make you ashamed to even mention then why did you do them then? Did you really think your “GOD” wasn’t watching then? Oh wait my bad, he forgives all right?

There’s nothing more comical than a Black woman fearing her mortality as she ages. Jesus Christ loves you, ladies. Keep being who you are even if you can’t find any man, stick to your principles and keep God first in your lives it will be beneficial in the end.