Random Club Moment

Bowlegs with pigeon toes

Random Club Moment

The scene: Sitting at the bar at Major League. Just ordered me a drink, from that fine ass Jamaican bartender, doing my usual thing when in a social setting, chilling, people watching! Out of the corner of my eye boom! In walks this fine ass specimen of a female.

There’s just something about a bowlegged, pigeon-toed woman with an independent leg strut, a mean ass walk as if her legs hate each other and want to do their own thing. Laced in some knee-high boots, that could really turn a black man into a Serenghetto stalker. Turn a normally calm mild-mannered human into a straight “Sprite Ninja“! Obeying that strong ass thirst!! But nope not today, chill *sigh swigs Guinness, sit on the sidelines, and quietly observes this utterly ignorant female specimen of body excellence. Shake your head in amazement, straight bullshit!!