Bowlegs with pigeon toes
Random Club Moment
The scene: Sitting at the bar at Majorleague just ordered me a drink, from that fine ass Jamaican bartender, doing my usual thing when in a social setting people watching! Out the corner of my eye boom!! In walks this fine ass specimen of a female.
There’s just something about a bowlegged, pigeon-toed woman with an independent leg strut, a mean ass walk as if her legs hate each other and want to to do their own thing, laced in some knee-high boots, that could really turn a black man into a Serenghetto stalker…..turn a normally calm mild-mannered human into a straight “Sprite Ninja” ha! obeying that strong ass thirst!! But nope not today *sigh swigs Guinness, sit on the sidelines and quietly observes this utterly ignant, shake your head in amazement straight bullshit