Squirting just Peeing
Squirting just Peeing
So the never-ending debate which has raged for decades ever since the first man was mildly alarmed when a squirt of liquid came forth from the glorious place on the female body that is the vag, da punani, pumpum, de pokey and splashed somewhere on his person. So what the hell is squirting?
Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by the paraurethral ducts through and around the human female urethra during or before an orgasm. It is also known colloquially as squirting or gushing
One a personal level the first time a girl squirted while we were having sex, I was mad as all kinda hell, well not so much mad, more filled with a questioning silent rage, she came really HARD with all the dramatics, her body arched and that fluid flew out and splashed on my chest, I looked down in disbelief and finger dabbed the shit and looked at my fingers like I’d been stabbed or shot, she regained her senses and had a mixed look of shame and horror on her face. The consistency of the liquid was a little thicker than piss so for a moment I was slightly peeved and not at all cool with potentially being pissed on, but I didn’t get my nutt off yet and I was not about to risk getting blue balls and that pumz was so damn gushy good so I continued the action.So since I was practically raised on old playboy/penthouse forum articles, I had vaguely read about this squirting phenomena, so after that first chest splash and a little research, I was stepping out with a new strut due to joining that club of men who made a women squirt.
Now over the years, several more surprises and even some more awkward moments where I even had to explain to the owners of some pumpum that they were not doing anything wrong or had bladder problem effectively making them bed wetters. Over the years the innocent orgasmic squirt has taken on a life of its own and been bastardized by the porn industry. For example Jada Fire and Chyanne Jacobs, geezus them two ladies can really throw some water across a room, I wonder if they are dehydrated after film shoots. I mean seriously take a trip over to pornhub and watch a couple squirt videos, it’s hilarious bordering on the ridiculous that anyone can be fooled, that this need a raincoat water works nonsense is the same squirt. I’m sorry but if you are fountain flowing water across the room and doing it every time you have a couple deep breaths and fake orgasms, that’s not a squirt, you just drank a lot of water and when the director yelled action, you decided to piss up the place. On top of all this I’ve seen forum after forum with grown ass men sitting on computers actually arguing with other grown ass men about things they don’t own and probably vaguely know the full inner workings of. C’mon man just pointless long ass debates on what’s a real squirt and what’s fake.
So with all that said here comes this article courtesy of vice.com. Turns out a bunch of French “scientist” with clearly nothing better to do, decided to do some vagina research and eventually came to the medical conclusion that ladies are just really peeing, yup plain old urine. Now I’m no scientist, I do have a degree but it’s in nothing medical, so who am I to argue with their clinically researched evidence? One article is not going to make me believe the squirt is just some random peeing. It’s like all the research and medical papers on coffee, still can decide if it’s good or bad for you. Now if more research is done and it turns out all these years these females were slick peeing on me and I was taking pride in it somehow, I’m really going to have to question exactly how much of a pervert and sexual deviant I am, am I secretly into wetwork? But maybe not, maybe this would be the equivalent of having sex with your cousin not knowing she was your cousin at the time, which almost happen to me, but that’s another story.
Bottom-line: check the article out – Squirting just Peeing who knew!!